10 simple ways to save yourself from messing up your life
May 22nd, 2007Check out this article, then read my take and let me know which one makes more sense.
Jeff’s 10 ways to not mess up your life really bad.
1.) Stop taking so much notice of how you feel - Screaming in agonizing pain can only make things worse. Just lose consciousness silently.
2.) Let go of worrying. It often makes things worse. - For instance, don’t worry about messing your life up really bad.
3.) Ease up on the internal life commentary. - Save that for the DVD release extras
4.) Take no notice of your inner critic. - He’s just as clueless as you are.
5.) Give up on feeling guilty. - Like you give up everything else in your life.
6.) Stop being concerned with what the rest of the world says about you. - They don’t know the real you, nor the number of male prostitutes you’ve bured in your crawlspace.
7.) Stop keeping score. - No last minute 3 pointer is going to happen for you, asshat.
8.) Don’t be concerned that your life and career aren’t working out the way you planned. - Just get to the soup kitchen early enough to get seconds.
9.) Don’t let others use you to avoid being responsible for their own decisions. - Tell your girlfriend you don’t give a shit if she has the baby or not, just stop calling.
10.) Don’t worry about about your personality. You don’t really have one. - You are a bland humorless bore. Celebrate!
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