The Vortex Effect

Not sure if anyone caught this as it was buried beneath tons of suicide bombings, hurricanes and presidential nonsense but Charles Rocket died last week. Well, died is a nice term. He actually cut his own throat in a field near his house in Connecticut. Who is Charles Rocket, you ask? He’s this guy.

You’ve seen him before. He was the rich bad guy in Dumb and Dumber and was on Saturday Night Live in 1980 but uttered the f-word and then got fired. He was also one of those guys who shows up for 1 episode of Law and Order or Moonlighting, ussually playing the rich asshole. Anyway, he cut his fucking throat. They should make a Law and Order about that. Get his corpse and put him in the credits. I just feel like the news glosses over these semi-celebrities who we have all seen at some point but never knew their name. So, this one’s goes out to you, Charlie. And, you have to have some kind of balls to cut your throat. Man, that is some harsh shit.

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