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Things My Daughter Has Said With No Prompting

September 14th, 2005

Actually, I need it.

SpongeBodge Pants

I are.

Jack Be Nimble. Jack Be Quick. Jack jump over the candlestick and burned his vagina.

That doggie is sad and he has a problem with his butt.

The angels are outside picking flowers and they have cookies.

Get me out of here!

Does Buddy have a penis?

Booba Fatt.

Dada, you crazy.



  1. Comment by megan666 on September 15, 2005 8:31 pm

    Don’t forget:
    No Mama! I freaked out!
    Mama, you an asshole.
    Dada! Mama’s taking my hair!
    Biatches.
    Mama, you using your Noggin?

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