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We know Major Tom’s a drunkard

September 21st, 2005

Do we all have impossible standards? I think this may be one of the major problems I have and most of everyone I know as well. I think that by the time you’re 30 years old, you’ve seen, heard, tasted, felt, and experienced things that are of an excellent nature. Far beyond the normal expectation. [...]

Things My Daughter Has Said With No Prompting

September 14th, 2005

Actually, I need it.
SpongeBodge Pants
I are.
Jack Be Nimble. Jack Be Quick. Jack jump over the candlestick and burned his vagina.
That doggie is sad and he has a problem with his butt.
The angels are outside picking flowers and they have cookies.
Get me out of here!
Does Buddy have a penis?
Booba Fatt.
Dada, you crazy.