The Vortex Effect

Not much to report on this week. Dan and I did a run through last week and the results were less than stellar. But now that we have the kinks worked out, I’m sure our next try at it will be just as bad but in a completely different way.

So, rather than bore you with long drawn out stories, here’s a list of things you might have seen were you me in the last seven days or so.

1.) Half a large pear tree draped over my garage

2.) A carnival ride called The Terminator with a poorly airbrushed Linda Hamilton on it

3.) a wire-haired terrier named Gringo

4.) Uncle Rico

5.) My daughter riding on a carousel for the first time

6.) The Heffalump Movie - Approximately 4 times.

7.) The Blockbuster Video Class Action Settlement - 6 $1 off rental coupons (not valid for new releases)

8.) Chapters 1-12 of American Gods by Neil Gaiman

9.) A large red-haired man carrying a large wooden club and riding atop a purple-feathered ostrich.

10.) An empty storefront where just 2 weeks ago there was a Newbury Comics.

11.) A teenage dwarf.

12.) Cat Vomit - A number of times, different colors and consistencies.

Ok, I must admit one of the above is not true. I only made it to Chapter 11 of American Gods. But I’m sure I’ll be done with Chapter 12 by tonight. Its really good, actually.

Bye.

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